Friday, March 23, 2012

Things insomnia does

"The hell are all those noises?  Is that my house?  STFU, House!
Ooo!  Pinterest!  I need to remember to get six pounds of beeswax the next time I'm at the beeswax store.

Is there a beeswax store?  There should be.

I AM GOING TO MAKE SOUP!!

I don't really have any soup-making stuffs.  Meh.  I'm too lazy to put pants on anyhow.  But I think I should get some stuff to make soup tomorrow.  Or maybe grilled cheese.

The hell is that noise?!?  Prowlers.  Burglars and prowlers.  Thousands of them.  I'd better investigate...

Effing cat.

I wonder what happened to that kid from that show, "Webster."

Webster...Webster...Webster.

HAAAAH!  That sounds weird.

Weeeeeeb Steeeeerrrrrr. 
Didn't he die?  





What the hell, Youtube?  How did I end up at a booty-pop tutorial?
I am totally gonna learn how to booty-pop.  I will break it out at family gatherings.  My mom will be all "oh, how are you, dear," and I'll be all *BAP BAP BAP*.   Then I'll eat all the fucking coleslaw.

I AM GOING TO MAKE COLESLAW!!"


And that is what insomnia does.  Ahthankyou.

3 comments:

  1. Hugs. Insomnia does indeed suck. And napien just seems to leave me brainless. I bought nail polish while on napien, and I NEVER paint my fingernails. Just getting the four colors on my toes will take a year of pedicures, since I'm not good about getting them regularly.

    Feel free to email me if you need to chat, I'm not at Lush anymore, so that's been an emotional change for me.
    -Sara

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    1. Sara, I don't have your email address anymore, since I had to restore my computer to factory default a few months back.
      I'm glad to hear from you! Sad face, tho, since you aren't at Lush anymore. :(
      I hope you are well, otherwise.
      Glad you still visit me :)

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